a_silver_story | Torchwood: The Dead Line Reviewlet

Listened to it! You may be disappointed with the 'review'. It is rather incoherent.

OMG awwww IANTOOOOOOO!!!

Just ... *squee*

"You never will be just a blip in time, Ianto Jones. Not for me."

^^ new layout bannery-thing coming up!!!

OMg omg omg ... I just loved it. Fook the sterling plot - Ianto was so ... *pats on head* and FOOK THE GWACKERS!!! ... though after "In the Shadows" the Gwackers were fooked anyway!!!!

Is this supposed to be a review??? Er ... yes.

Is it a review? Er ... no .... it's a massive massive Janto squeein disguise.

ALSO: RHYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Awwwwwww Rhys = Action Man! Yayyyy!!!

Ianto saved the day with his amazing virus blitzing know-how!!

Oh ... what was the point in Courtney whatserface? She did nothing other than say "oh yea ... I knew Jack ... now, I'm just going to tell everything the doctors here have already told you and stand back and look like a Glamma Nanna. *nods* JOB DONE!"

But yes. JANTOGASM!

And I did actually squeak out loud.

If you've read this to this point and it still makes sense ... well done.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Jack wants to huuuuuuuuuuug him

He wants to kiiiiiiiissss him

He wants to looooooooooooove him

He wants to hold his hand

... and whatever the rest of the words to that song from Miss Congeniality are (even if I didn't get those other ones right ... I dont' care I'm skipping back through the mp3 file to the good bits. OOO Who wants a transcript of Ianto's monologue? WOO JANTO!)<<< NEARLY FORGOT PARENTHESIS I'M SO SQUEE

Yeah. What happened to my life???????????????

Bloody Torchwood.

_{^^^^ ...you're all thinking the same about your lives. Don't lie ...}