Torchwood: The Dead Line Reviewlet

[a_silver_story]

Listened to it! You may be disappointed with the 'review'. It is rather incoherent.









OMG awwww IANTOOOOOOO!!!

Just ... *squee*

"You never will be just a blip in time, Ianto Jones. Not for me."


^^ new layout bannery-thing coming up!!!


OMg omg omg ... I just loved it. Fook the sterling plot - Ianto was so ... *pats on head* and FOOK THE GWACKERS!!! ... though after "In the Shadows" the Gwackers were fooked anyway!!!!

Is this supposed to be a review??? Er ... yes.

Is it a review? Er ... no .... it's a massive massive Janto squeein disguise.

ALSO: RHYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Awwwwwww Rhys = Action Man! Yayyyy!!!

Ianto saved the day with his amazing virus blitzing know-how!!

Oh ... what was the point in Courtney whatserface? She did nothing other than say "oh yea ... I knew Jack ... now, I'm just going to tell everything the doctors here have already told you and stand back and look like a Glamma Nanna. *nods* JOB DONE!"

But yes. JANTOGASM!

And I did actually squeak out loud.

If you've read this to this point and it still makes sense ... well done.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Jack wants to huuuuuuuuuuug him

He wants to kiiiiiiiissss him

He wants to looooooooooooove him

He wants to hold his hand


... and whatever the rest of the words to that song from Miss Congeniality are (even if I didn't get those other ones right ... I dont' care I'm skipping back through the mp3 file to the good bits. OOO Who wants a transcript of Ianto's monologue? WOO JANTO!)<<< NEARLY FORGOT PARENTHESIS I'M SO SQUEE


Yeah. What happened to my life???????????????

Bloody Torchwood.





_{^^^^ ...you're all thinking the same about your lives. Don't lie ...}

Comments

[griza.livejournal.com]

Told you that you would love it:D It's so heartbreaking when Ianto is talking to Jack but than OMG!!! Jack ends it with that! Squeee squeeee SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[green-lemon-pie.livejournal.com]

Ahahaa!
I was crying when Ianto was talking to Jack when he was in the comaaa!
It was like...Iantoooo. :[
But thenn! Jack made it all betterr! :D

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

That review made absolutely perfect sense to me. lol That was pretty much my reaction. Though, Ianto's monologue was so beautiful I was almost crying!

"You never will be just a blip in time, Ianto Jones. Not for me."

EEeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! *is VERY happy*

[elanor12.livejournal.com]

^^^^ ...you're all thinking the same about your lives. Don't lie ...

Indeed. I'm thinking the same about my life...not complaining though ^_^

I cried, I awwwwwed, I squeaked, and more in my kitchen...

...my mom now thinks I finally lost it, especially since she doesn't understand english *lol*

[mrs-cj-harkness.livejournal.com]

Haha, if you think this is bad you should have seen my reaction post- everything after the speech was complete giberish as I couldn't concentrate!

[a-silver-story.livejournal.com]

I tried writing and listening at the same time ... but it came out worse than gibberish. I couldn't understand what I written!!!

I had to re-write afterwards ... and look what happened!!!

[mrs-cj-harkness.livejournal.com]

LOL IKR; I was trying to write down the quote as Ianto was saying it, and ... well it didn't work!

I was still squeeing afterwards, which I bet is what happened with you :P I was grinning the day after too!

[diggybear.livejournal.com]

Pretty much my reaction. I made a copy to listen in my car...although perhaps that might not have been a wise decision.

[amcpep.livejournal.com]

lol, lots of happy Janto fans - may I join you all? If we produce that amount of squee! from a radio play, what will we be like at 10pm tomorrow night!!

[a-silver-story.livejournal.com]

oh my GODDDD LESS THAN 20 HOURS!!!

[amcpep.livejournal.com]

I know, I can't stop counting down. This is ridiculous, I'm a 37 year old woman and it's a TV show. (it's not really, I know it's all real, I know that when I visited Cardiff two years ago that they were all under my feet as I gazed in awe at the Millenium Centre.) ;) 19 and a half hours to go - give or take. Not that we're counting, obviously.

[diggybear.livejournal.com]

Gah...I will have to avoid spoilers until it airs in the US. It's going to be SOOO difficult.

[a-silver-story.livejournal.com]

I'm not spoilering my journal until august, so no worries here xx

[quiseralarissa.livejournal.com]

I had the same exact reaction when I finished listening to it. I loved it. Ianto was...*guh* My new goal in life is to meet a man like Ianto.

[unrequited1984.livejournal.com]

yeah basically your review is what i was thinking the whole time. though i totally understand the point of stella courtney. the point was to bring ianto face to face with one of jack's old flames (who had actually aged unlike the insane chick in the other radio play) and show that even old enough to be someone's grandmother jack would still find them attractive, thus prove to ianto that if he gets old enough for his hair to turn gray that jack will be ther. at least that's what i got out of her. but i loved this so much, it was a definite jantogasm!

[a-silver-story.livejournal.com]

I still feel she was a bit of a waste of radio air time. They could have filled her spots with Janto. Hell - they didn't really need the two other radio plays really. They could have just done an hour and a half of Ianto talking about his day. VOICE PORN ... sorry.

I get your point about Stella ... but what did she serve to the overall plot that Estelle didn't. Or has everyone forgotten her except Jack?

[unrequited1984.livejournal.com]

but he couldn't flirt with estelle, plus that was when ianto didn't know about his immortality. but i see your point, i could of used even more janto!

[mariquitahelena.livejournal.com]

I so loved Ianto in that play! I'm glad noone saw me lying on my couch grinning and awwwing! :D

Who wants a transcript of Ianto's monologue?
You have that? :O
That would be so awesome! :D

Your review is simply perfect! What else should you write about it? ;)

[cutehasi.livejournal.com]

awwwwwwwww it was soooo sweet and heartwarming! <3