WHAT. THE. FUCK?

[a_silver_story]

Okay ... so I dunno ... but quite a few people seem to be wondering 'Why does Jack come back to Earth?'. Is it to make right all that he did wrong? Is it to finally face his past? Is it because he remembers he has a fucking duty down here?

No.

Oh no.

According to Starz Press Room, it runs so much more deeper than that. Yes - he returns to Earth for a reason so much more profound than anything we ever truly considered - nay, even pondered on.

Captain Jack Harkness returns to planet Earth, facing the depression and ghosts that haunt his every waking step and the 'graveyard' of his own making ... because of his 'unstated love for Gwen Cooper'.

Don't believe me?

Here you go:
http://www.starz.com/pressroom/TCASummer2010


It's in the character assassination bio for Jack, right under 'He's a slut, he's a slut, he's a slut', and just above 'Gwen is the ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!!!!!!!!!'.

Don't bother looking for a reference to Tosh, Owen or Ianto. 'His friends are dead' are all you're getting as far as continuation is concerned.


On the bright side, Gwen named her baby 'Anwen'. Awwww!


And Rex Matheson sounds like a total arse - and he's not even the paedophile.

Comments

[hydrojen90.livejournal.com]

Oh My Fucking Gawd. I actually feel a bit sick. Seriously, if this is real, there is no way I'm watching that shit. I was honestly gunna give it a go, see what it was like. But I hated Gwen enough to begin with, let alone this fucking bollocks. As long as we still have communities for Jack and Ianto followers, I'll be happy.

EDIT: Just realised something else as I well; it's Ianto's birthday tomorrow... way to shit on his fictional grave!

[captainkatt.livejournal.com]

It's past midnight now so, Happy Birthday Ianto.
At least some of us still give a shit about you.

P.S - I loved your 'way to shit on his fictional grave.' Perfect way to word it. I salute you.