The Wrong Smile by a_silver_story

[a_silver_story]

Title: The Wrong Smile
Author: a_silver_story
Chapter: One Shot
Rating: U | G | All Audiences
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Ianto Jones, Captain Jack Harkness and the Doctor all belong to the BBC, who I have decided deserve the money I paid for my license fee this quarter. But only this quarter.

Summary: Ianto Jones is alive again. He's not sure how he is just yet, but he's hoping the Doctor might be able to get him some answers. Hacking into O2 phone records, he retrieves the last dialled numbers of Martha Jones - and finds the Doctor. The Doctor agrees to take him off-planet to a bar in Mos Eisley, Tatooine, to find his Captain Jack Harkness ....




"Hi, Jack."

"Ianto! Ianto? Ianto ..."

Ianto drew back his hand and slapped the Captain as hard as he could. "That was for the way you treated me in 'The Undertaker's Gift'!" he yelled.

Jack had the gall to look shocked, so Ianto slapped him again, harder.

"That was for 'Children of Earth'!"

The Captain staggered slightly, his glass falling to the floor and only just regaining equilibrium as Ianto's hand collided with his face again.

"THAT was for me! ... and this ... this ...!" Ianto growled. ".. is because I know it turns you on!"

Ianto slapped him a final time.





[INSERT PUBLIC MAN SHAGGINZ AND VOYEUR!TEN HERE]





THE [GOOD!STICKY] END






Yes ... another masterpiece brought to you by Silver!

... terribly sorry ... I just had a random idea and kholran made me roll with it.

Comments

[mercury-pheonix.livejournal.com]

Oh not just too much Gwack - too much badly written Gwack.

[hydrojen90.livejournal.com]

*Re-posts with appropriate icon*

Haha, yes! Someone spelt 'Rhys' as 'Reese' O.O Just like, basic mistakes like that make you face-palm.

[tayla36.livejournal.com]

That's why I use the filter and only look for Jack/Ianto stories. You can find a gem every once in a while, but a lot of the Janto stories are badly written also.

[mercury-pheonix.livejournal.com]

It's very difficult to find fanfictions that are well written and convincing and feature our favourite pairing. It's very difficult. I actually find it easier here on LJ than anywhere else - there is so much badly written stuff out there. Though, I am less forgiving of terrible Janto than terrible Gwack, as my general experience of fanfiction is that in order to get to the point where Gwen and Jack are actually together convincingly it has to go pretty OOC, so it's understandable. Jack/Ianto has so much potential for good fiction, and it should work, so I am more surprised by badly written fiction.

S'why I hang out over here *waves at Silver*

[a-silver-story.livejournal.com]

I once found a Gwack fic on FF.net that included the phrases:

"Her breasts bounced like water balloons, her nipples standing proud as circus tents."

"He pounded into her with his humongous timber"

and (my personal favourite)

"Oh! Jack! Jack! Jack! Put your steel rod back in me!"

[mercury-pheonix.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

*blinks again*

*iz dead from laughing*

[i-own-ianto.livejournal.com]

lolololololol!
Link?
Why would anyone think that was erotic or even vaugley resembling anything sexual?
there sex life obvious deid before they were born (or is pretty screwed).

[a-silver-story.livejournal.com]

Dammit!

I didn't save the link! I remember it was alien-soemtihng induced sex. If you search on FF.net with the right keywords I think it might come up eventually.