Torchwood IMs: Ianto Discovers ...

[a_silver_story]

Title: Ianto Discovers ...
Chapter: 38
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Author: a_silver_story
Genre Humour,
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: M.M
Disclaimer: If I owned anything in this, I'd be a rich rich rich bitch. However, I am not a rich rich rich bitch so you may all, therefore, assume I own nothing. Which I don't. It all belongs RTD and the BBC, in case any of you didn't know.
Summary: Jack has a secret. Ianto finds it out.




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3:24 PM





IANTO has entered the conversation via Mobile Communicator




IANTO: CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS YOU WILL BE BEGGING FOR DEATH BY THE TIME I’VE FINISHED WITH YOU!!!

JACK: Oh ...
JACK: ... you found the jet, then? :D

IANTO: YES DID FIND THE BLOODY JET! You’d better get your arse down here and let me out of this security cage or whatever it is you’ve installed or I swear to GOD I’m setting off the emergency explosives and taking that stupid jet with me!

JACK: !
JACK: You wouldn’t!!!!!

IANTO: I would and you know it!

JACK: But ... my aeroplane!

IANTO: AND THE FACT I’LL GET BLOWN TO BOLLOCKS DOESN’T MATTER TO YOU???

JACK: Of course it does.
JACK: It’s just ...
JACK: You’ve no idea what I’ve been through to get that jet without you knowing. :(

IANTO: Well I sure as hell know about it now! Move your arse away from your workstation and let me out!

JACK: No.

IANTO: ... beg pardon?

JACK: Only if you promise not to hurt Myfanwy II

IANTO: You actually named it Myfanwy?
IANTO: ... and how do you think the real Myfanwy will feel about that?

JACK: It’s her own fault. She should have let me ride her.

IANTO: ... you tried to ride Myfanwy ...

JACK: I’m sorry.

IANTO: What was one of the first things I said to you when I came to work here?

JACK: “Do you take milk or cream?”

IANTO: I don’t need to tell you I’m scowling, do I?

JACK: Sorry I was joking. Er ...
JACK: Don’t interrupt your routine. Don’t mess with the archives. Don’t touch the coffee machine. Don’t mix colours with whites. Don’t try and train the pterodactyl that’s actually pteranodon to be your flying horse.

IANTO: Yep. I told you. No. Riding. The. Carnivorous. Dinosaur. (That’s not actually a dinosaur)

JACK: I’m sorry. I just wanted to try it.

IANTO: If you come and get me out now, you’re forgiven.

JACK: But I’m doing the paperwork you said that I had no choice but to do right now and at no other time.

IANTO: Right ... where’s Gwen? Why isn’t she answering her phone?

JACK: The cage has a communications barrier. You can communicate with my workstation and mobile only, and the CCTV will come up with a black spot.

IANTO: So ... no one else could know I’m down here ...

JACK: Nope.

IANTO: Even you wouldn’t know I was down here because you wouldn’t see me on the CCTV. You’d have to come to the vault itself.

JACK: Yep. So you can stay there until I’m certain I can keep my jet.

IANTO: Clever Jack.

JACK: XD yep.

IANTO: Well ... maybe not that clever.

JACK: Why? What do you mean.

IANTO: I’m all alone in a CCTV black spot. All alone .... caged up. Like your angry little pet.
IANTO: ... like your angry, naked little pet ...

JACK: ... you're not naked ...

IANTO: I'm getting naked. I'm taking my jacket off, nice and slow. Like I do when you're tied up and begging for me to be on top of you.
IANTO: ... But ... oh ... you can't see, can you?
IANTO: What with me being in a CCTV black spot, and all ...
IANTO: I'm taking my shirt off now.
IANTO: But ... Oh dear ... you'll have to come down here to see ...




JACK has left the conversation




FIN








This was just a teaser really. I figured you ravenous dogs needed something to go on as I haven't posted at all today! *bad llama*


I have prosey prosey SMUT prosey prosey coming up ...




N/B: I am LOVING my mood icon.

_{... a lil too much ...}








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Comments

[unrequited1984.livejournal.com]

i think i may have gotten first comment! go me! nice little tease, love it! naughty clever ianto! and bad!jack, bought an aeroplane. and bad boys get punished!

[a-silver-story.livejournal.com]

No wonder you got first comment! You could have at least let me click 'Post' before jumping on me like a Tom cat in season!


xxxx

[mira-aurora.livejournal.com]

Oooh. Ianto is getting some serious revenge, isn't he? Can't wait for the next part!

[goddess-ophelia.livejournal.com]

I so love the clever Ianto :)
And yes, your mood icon is ... distracting

[a-silver-story.livejournal.com]

No where near as distracting as THIS (http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t117/cowboyhd/MenOnTV/Shows/Torchwood/Ani/TW-Janto-Kiss-S02E11-0002.swf)

... or this (http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t117/cowboyhd/MenOnTV/Shows/Torchwood/Ani/TW-Janto-Kiss-S02E11-0001a.swf) ....


But this is my favourite (http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t117/cowboyhd/MenOnTV/Shows/Torchwood/Ani/TW-Janto-Kiss-S02E03-0001a-1024x576.swf).




_{all stolen from cowboyhd}

[goddess-ophelia.livejournal.com]

GOD BLESS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

[a-silver-story.livejournal.com]

haha.


MORE HERE (http://cowboyhd.livejournal.com/13888.html)



*sigh* I've wasted too much of my life in that archive ...

[goddess-ophelia.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm a lost cause now lol

[goddess-ophelia.livejournal.com]

You're telling me! I'm suppose to be studying for my exam tomorrow!

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

LOL I can't believe Jack actually found a way to get his jet... and without Ianto knowing!!!! Ok... I kinda can. lol But then he sets up a security cage there?

Which leaves me with wondering thoughts of Ianto stripping in a cage... and yeah, I can see why Jack left that convo so quickly. ;) Too bad no CCTV this time. *pouts*

hehe I love your mood too! I ♥ Donna!

[a-silver-story.livejournal.com]

I ♥ Donna too!

If I'm honest though - loved her in 'Partners In Crime' then went off her in 'Fires of Pompeii' ... but by the end she was my favourite companion ever! I used to prefer Martha, but Donna took the biscuit - and there was none of that silly mooning all over him like a schoolgirl. (sorry it annoys me sometimes)

I won't mention Rose. I didn't like Rose.

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

I liked Rose, Martha and Donna for different reasons each. But Martha and Donna are my favorites. Though, Donna kinda annoyed me in the Christmas special she was in, but then when she became a regular, I loved her. She really stood her ground with the Doctor and definitely didn't get moony over him.

[iantos-first.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE EVIL! Type faster! :>)

[a-silver-story.livejournal.com]

I see those words and think: "No. I shall type in slow motion, using only two fingers."

Then an evil laugh escapes my lips, more or less confirming your original statement.

Muahahahahaha.

^^ see. Evil.

[iantos-first.livejournal.com]

That's how I ALWAYS type. Is there another way?

[a-silver-story.livejournal.com]

I'm a touch typer - all fingers and thumbs!

Screw Super!Temp Donna: I'm 122 words per minute if I dont' make any mistakes :-P

[iantos-first.livejournal.com]

Dang.. not me. I'm lucky if I can get five fingers working on the keyboard...of course, with my $^%* lovely wireless keyboard you can't type fast anyway.. or it doesn't pick up all the keystrokes! Drives me CRAZY. I'll be plunking away at a reasonable clip, look up .. and it's stopped a sentence and a half earlier..or, it just skips random letters! Oh, modern technology!

[a-silver-story.livejournal.com]

Hahhahahaha.

No point having modern technology if you don't have the modern skills :-P

.. and with touch-typing, you don't even have to look at the keyboard. Any mistakes you make can be instantly fixed without clicking back and forward and backspacing and yadda yadda yadda.


Ask me where "N" is on the keyboard, and I'd have to type out a word in mid air to tell you. I've no idea where the letters are without actually typing.

[griza.livejournal.com]

Jack is easy, isn't he?:D That and Ianto is evil and naughty:D


Ps. He named it Myfanwy II! So cuuuuuuuuute!:D

[griza.livejournal.com]

Oh and niiiiiice mood icon*pervs*

[bandgeek01.livejournal.com]

I love it. hahaha, naughty jack.

And I might like your mood too.


Nicole

I'm in total love!!!

[whitneypetch.livejournal.com]

Your writing is amazing, and hilarious. I got sent a link to the first IM by a friend, and I've just spent all morning reading like crazy. I think you've gotten all the voices soooo right! It's awesome. AWESOME!!!

Re: I'm in total love!!!

[a-silver-story.livejournal.com]

Aww thank you! Glad you're enjoying my writing and welcome to the party!

[charlotte3006.livejournal.com]

Hehee this is so cute!! And yes, i love your mood icon too :P xx

[green-lemon-pie.livejournal.com]

I actually cant stop laughing at your mood icon xD

Ianto reallly knows how to tease Jack. xD
xxx

[elanor12.livejournal.com]

hehe bad Jack, bad!

lol.

True, your mood icon is so very distracting... *stares*

[a-silver-story.livejournal.com]

"True, your mood icon is so very distracting... *stares*"


- may I direct you to a thread a couple of comments above within which I shared some even more distracting links with goddess_ophelia ...

[elanor12.livejournal.com]

******stares, stares, stares******

OMG. This is almost hypnotizing...I don't even know how long I've been staring, but it was for a long time...pretty, pretty...

hehe. Love your icon.

[lonerstarlight.livejournal.com]

woot prosey smut yum

I<3 your icn too kjust a ickle bit lol

can't wait...and yes bad llama for not postin!

[stargazer60.livejournal.com]

Oh Jack bought his aeroplane!!!

And Ianto knows EXACTLY how to get what he wants!!!

[estarcollector.livejournal.com]

Godsdammit, you mean I have to buy a *plane* to get Ianto to strip for me? Oh man....

Brilliant, as always, and I can't stop giggling at your mood icon.

[a-silver-story.livejournal.com]

Yes it is a depressing fact, isn't it? Still, I suppose he's Ianto Jones and I sure as hell don't mind him being picky :-P


... wait til you see the next part ...

[hab318princess.livejournal.com]

*giggles* loved that, they are as sneaky as each other!

[gazmoebius.livejournal.com]

you know, it's actually spelt 'Myfanwy' *is a smart arse*

men and their toys... lol

[a-silver-story.livejournal.com]

how the HELL did I not notice that???

*looks to Welsh part of self, who shuffles very awkwardly*

[gazmoebius.livejournal.com]

haha don't worry, i won't tell anyone else ;)

[frakkin-addict.livejournal.com]

Moments that had me bursting into laughter prompting my three-year old to look at me with confusion and ask, “Why?”:

1. JACK BOUGHT A JET!!!
2. He did name it Myfanwy II
3. He tried to ride Myfanwy I (Still laughing about that!!!)
4. Ianto’s ‘strip-tease’ (ooooh something tells me Jack’s in trouble!!!)

Have I told you lately how much I ADORE you!? :)