Torchwood IMs: Ianto and Gwen: The Morning After

[a_silver_story]

Title: Ianto and Gwen: The Morning After
Chapter: 28
Characters: Ianto Jones, Gwen Cooper
Author: a_silver_story
Genre Humour
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: M.M implied
Disclaimer: If I owned anything in this, I'd be a rich rich rich bitch. However, I am not a rich rich rich bitch so you may all, therefore, assume I own nothing. Which I don't. It all belongs RTD and the BBC, in case any of you didn't know.
Summary: Set after Drunk!Ianto and Drunk!Rhys. For goddess_ophelia and naddypants




01 | Ianto and Gwen's IM's
02 | Ianto and Southern Comfort
03 | Skiving with Captain Andy
04 | Ianto and Jack's IMs
05 | Tosh? Gossiping? Never!
06 | What Toshiko Saw ... (Prose)
07 | Captain Andy handles the Force
08 | Ianto and SOCO Strikes Back
09 | Into the Boardroom (Prose)
10 | Ianto's, Tosh's, Gwen and Jack's IMs
11 | Ianto and Rhys' IMs
12 | Obtained File: CPD/Torchwood Liaison Meeting #13
13 | What Toshiko Wants (Prose)
14 | The In-Laws
15 | Mike
16 | Ianto and Jack's Snuggles
17 | Sorry, mam ... I mean ... Gwen
18 | Kisses (Prose)
19 | Australia
20 | White and Nerdy
21 | I Didn't Miss You (Prose)
22 | Gwen and Rhiannon's IMs
23 | The Waiting Room
24 | The Glitch (Interactive)
25 | Obtained File: Torchwood/CPD Liaison Meeting #14
26 | Ianto and Rhys VS SOCO and Cool
27 | Ianto and Rhys VS SOCO and Cool (Translation)



28 |








GWEN has entered the conversation

GWEN: Morning, Ianto.

MR JONES: Morning Gwen! :)

GWEN: How’s your head?

MR JONES: Fine.

GWEN: ... how can it be ‘fine’? Mine’s about to explode!

MR JONES: I got here early this morning and nicked one of Owen’s hangover drips.

GWEN: A drip? That’s a bit extreme!

MR JONES: The only way to cure a hangover, though. The problem’s in the blood, so that’s where you need to start.

GWEN: I see. Anyways ... I think you and I need to have words.

MR JONES: Uh ... oh ...
MR JONES: Whatever you think I did, Rhys made me do it.

GWEN: You were in such a state this morning that you left your laptop at my flat.

MR JONES: Whatever you found ... it was Jack’s idea.

GWEN: For some reason you and Rhys decided to have an IM conversation, even though you sat next to each other. You left your laptop on with that conversation still open.

MR JONES: Oh ...
MR JONES: Reading my IMs? You’re as bad as Jack!

GWEN: I didn’t understand most of it. You were doing that silly Manchester-Chav thing. I did realise, though, that I was referred to several times as Rhys’ “biatch”.

MR JONES: I only followed on from Rhys’ cues, I’m sure.

GWEN: Funny. You seemed to have been the one to use the term first.

MR JONES: If you’re about to play the sexism card, I should warn you I’ve got two homophobic aces hidden up my pretty pink silk sleeves.

GWEN: :o! Ianto! I’m not playing a ‘card’. I’m just asking that you no longer refer to me as Rhys’ bitch!

MR JONES: I know, I know. I just wanted to pull that line. I’ve been sitting on it for a while ...

GWEN: Anyways ...
GWEN: The Rift is quiet this morning. Shall we see if Jack wants to play basketball?

MR JONES: It’s not the same with only three of us. I always end up being Ref, which is a bit crap since I don’t actually know the rules.

GWEN: Awww.
GWEN: I'm sorry, but if you were to actually play and get a bit physical ... Jack would get turned on and start trying to surreptitiously shag you.

MR JONES: I know I know.

GWEN: Did you bring any DVD’s or anything today?

MR JONES: I’ve got James Bond.

GWEN: ... anything I’d like to watch?

MR JONES: *hmph*
MR JONES: The Mighty Boosh?

GWEN: The What-the What-the?

MR JONES: The insanely brilliant comedy duo that is The Mighty Boosh!

GWEN: Never heard of them.

MR JONES: You knowwww! “Come with us now on a journey through Time and Space ...”

GWEN: I thought that was Star Wars ...

MR JONES: *thud*
MR JONES: I’ll bring down the box set. We’re having a Booshathon.





8:34PM

GWEN has entered the conversation

GWEN: I think I’ve got Boosh!Apathy.

MR JONES: Haha! You loved it though!

GWEN: ... did we have to watch all three series in one go??

MR JONES: At least you’re up to speed.

GWEN: There were things in that show weirder than anything I’ve seen here ...

MR JONES: Still ... at least if someone runs up to you in the street screaming: “DEEP SEA TRANSSEXUAL!!” you’ll know what to look for.

GWEN: Green, scaly man with a silver bomber jacket and pink tutu?

MR JONES: Spot on!

GWEN: We should make DVD time a regular thing! Team bonding!

MR JONES: ... er ... yay?

GWEN: We have to bring Jack though.

MR JONES: Okay. You can choose the DVD for next time.

GWEN: OOooooh! I think “Pretty Woman”!

MR JONES: I think “No”.

GWEN: I sat through over 10 hours of Boosh!

MR JONES: Do you honestly think it would do your team dynamic any good to force us to watch something as sappy and mediocre as “Pretty Woman”?

GWEN: Fine ... but whatever I choose next we *have* to watch!

MR JONES: Okay okay.

GWEN: Promise?

MR JONES: Yeppers.

GWEN: Hmmm ...
GWEN: Either “Moulin Rouge!”

MR JONES: No.

GWEN: ... or “Titanic”.

MR JONES: Double No.

GWEN: What? Why? You said ... !

MR JONES: What happens at the end of both of those films? One half of the happy couple dies. I don’t think Jack would appreciate it.

GWEN: Oh ... I’m sorry Ianto. I didn’t think.

MR JONES: It’s fine Gwen. Honestly.

GWEN: I love those films. I just didn’t think.

MR JONES: I’m fine with it. I just don’t think Jack will be is all.

GWEN: Sorry

MR JONES: I’ve got Derren Brown’s TV specials on DVD. We could watch “Séance” and shit ourselves.

GWEN: Sounds much better!

MR JONES: :)

GWEN: Same time-ish next week?

MR JONES: Yep! Well ... Rift permitting.

GWEN: gdgd.

MR JONES: It’s still quiet. Do you want to play hide and seek while Jack is out?

GWEN: ... normal hide and seek?

MR JONES: HA! Yes, normal hide and seek.

GWEN: Winner gets a rake?

MR JONES: You’re on!

GWEN: Oh! By the way! Ianto?

MR JONES: Yes?

GWEN: You owe Rhys a fiver. ;)


GWEN has left the conversation



FIN








Written for goddess_ophelia and naddypants.




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Comments

[goddess-ophelia.livejournal.com]

I actually squeeled when I saw an update. LOL
Loved it!! Gwen needs to crack the whip hard with those two bad boys lol
Thanks for writing this!
PS: I LOVE pretty woman :P
Tis the fairytale princess inside me, begging to come out

[a-silver-story.livejournal.com]

Sorry, had to screen my previous comment as I experienced a moment of wit that I think I may wish to use in the future.

[lonerstarlight.livejournal.com]

I is lyk soooo distracted by da awesomeness ov your uber kewl icon!

[a-silver-story.livejournal.com]

Is it not, yo!

[stargazer60.livejournal.com]

I love that Gwen got on Ianto about the IM conversation (and that she could manage to understand the drunken haze in which Ianto and Rhys were writing in....).

Great update!!!

[frakkin-addict.livejournal.com]

DVV time, normal hide-and-seek with Gwen! I loved it!

Good for Gwen not letting the boys get away with calling her "Rhys' Biatch". If anything, the boys are all Gwen's bitches!

If I worked in a place like the Hub, hide-and-seek would be a daily occurrence. :)

[molleo.livejournal.com]

Heheh. How come TW doesn't use Netflix? ;) It's not like they keep anything else about themselves secret! :)

[eleni81.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, I sooo loved this one! Actually I've read all of your IM's stories but never have time to comment. It's a great idea and I love the scenes with Ianto and Rhys!

Great work honey ^_^

p.s: Maybe you should make them watch Dirty Dancing! A half naked Patric is hot as Hell and it will give Jack ideas *wink-wink* It's my favorite movie!!!

[a-silver-story.livejournal.com]

Shhhhhhhhhh don't tell anyone .....








_{... but I haven't seen Dirty Dancing ...}

[eleni81.livejournal.com]

NO?!?! What are you doing!!! It's a must-see movie!
Here, go watch it:

http://www.watch-movies-links.net/movies/dirty_dancing/

[dvanulya.livejournal.com]

I thought we weren't supposed to update daily with short chapters?

[a-silver-story.livejournal.com]

My fic is mostly based around IM conversations of pretty much the same length. For me, this is a regular length chapter. I've been writing quite prolifically for the past couple of weeks and I suppose I am posting quite a lot, but no one else seems to mind. I there are others that want me to slow down, I shall.

[lonerstarlight.livejournal.com]

after the big crazy arguement its was "short length chapters posted 2 or 3 times a day when they can be condensed into one post or simply do an update post a week"

tbh I still find this rule daft cause I check my FL more than once a day and it'd be awful if I didn't get to read a couple of chapters of some stories

[boo-jones.livejournal.com]

Please don't slow down :)

[jsks.livejournal.com]

nope, don't slow down.

[unrequited1984.livejournal.com]

heehee, hide and seek with your clothes on what a concept! very good installment!

[a-silver-story.livejournal.com]

Yes, I did think that hide and seek with clothes on was a moment of actual genius for me ;)

[griza.livejournal.com]

I loved the P & P version but good on Gwen for telling them off. Boys!

[a-silver-story.livejournal.com]

I can almost see the eye roll on "boys" haha!

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

hehe *sing-songs* Rhys and Ianto got caught!!!

Wonder how bad Gwen yelled at Rhys too? *giggles*

I love that Ianto asks to play hide and seek and Gwen has to clarify normal hide and seek. lol

[tonjavmoore.livejournal.com]

Another set of great installments. Loved the drunken conversation and the translation and the morning after. Good for Gwen! It is only fair that she set her own boundaries since Ianto has his.

Love the characterization in these. Love them!

[naddypants.livejournal.com]

YAYYYY!
DEEP SEA TRANSSEXUALS WITH MANGINAS.
Hahaha oh Ianto, he's a man after my own heart. I made a couple of my friends sit through every episode. :')

Hehe that was totally brilliant.
I can't wait for the next update.
(l)

Ooooh and just for that I'm going to friend you...if that's okay?

[a-silver-story.livejournal.com]

Friend away. You can never have too many friends!

... unless you're a recluse ...

[estel-anim.livejournal.com]

Yay Mighty Boosh!

I tried to make a friend of mine watch just one season at once but we only made it three episodes before he announced that he ‘didn’t get it’ and that therefore it was crap.

[a-silver-story.livejournal.com]

Meh. Silly people who don't get Boosh! *points at box set and scowls at them*

Not only is the TV show actual genius, their live shows are the epitomy of live comedy. They really are. I've seen three of their shows ... Auto Boosh, Mighty Boosh Live 2006 and Mighty Boosh Live 2008 and I've never been disappointed.

I loves them!

[electrolady.livejournal.com]

Too right! Even if the 'mistakes' are staged. It's worth it to witness the genius first hand. Legends! 3 metres!
(Shit! I just remembered! Julian Barratt chatted up my maths teacher! I hate her... but really I love her.)

[electrolady.livejournal.com]

also, your icon made me pee myself!

[bandgeek01.livejournal.com]

hahahah fantastic :)

Nicole

[nox-caelum.livejournal.com]

I don't always comment but I always enjoy these. I just had to say that the idea of them watching Mighty Boosh had me squealing in glee.