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1.“Did you ever … y'know … try it on with a sheep?”
2.“Coffee-making can't be that hard. Let me try ….”
3.“Erm … ever touched something, and then spotted Ianto's 'Do Not Touch' sign?”
4.“How would you feel if I called you 'Yan'?”
5.“I'm feeling kinda wired … how about I take you home and suck your cock?”
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Date: 2010-05-16 03:58 am (UTC)'Cept now I'm imagining Jack blowing Ianto with a broken jaw. Twisty and kinky.