Torchwood IMs: Ianto and Southern Comfort
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a_silver_storyTitle: Ianto and the Southern Comfort
Chapter: 2
Characters: Ianto Jones, Gwen Cooper, Jack Harkness, Toshiko Sato
Author:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
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Genre: Humour
Rating: PG
Warnings: Implied M/M
Disclaimer: If I owned anything in this, I'd be a rich rich rich bitch. However, I am not a rich rich rich bitch so you may all, therefore, assume I own nothing. Which I don't. It all belongs RTD and the BBC, in case any of you didn't know.
Summary: Ianto's drunk at 4 am, somehow managing to half type an Instant Message conversation while hiding from ...
1 | Ianto and Gwen's IM's
2 | Ianto and Southern Comfort
4:02 AM.
GWEN has entered the conversation
IANTO: Rhys snoring again?
GWEN: Yep.
IANTO: Ha. I'm all tucke dup oin bed ad its' niceand quiet.
GWEN: Is this some new kind of text speak?
IANTO: Is what smoe new kind of text speak?
GWEN: You're making spelling mistakes.
GWEN: Have you been drinking??
IANTO: Me?
GWEN: Yes, you.
IANTO: Ianto, me?
GWEN: lol yes, Ianto you.
IANTO: Nawwwwwwww
GWEN: *rolls eyes* How much have you had?
IANTO: NOt as much as I thin they have
GWEN: Who?
IANTO: The people
GWEN: What people?
IANTO: The man outsied with teh shouty wife, silly
GWEN: I'm not in your flat. I can't hear them, sweetheart.
IANTO: Oh.
GWEN: So how much has Ianto had to drink?
IANTO: I had some SOCO
GWEN: How much?
IANTO: About half the bottle
GWEN: Oh, Ianto. You don't drink much, but when you do you really go for it don't you?
IANTO: :P
GWEN: Doesn't drinking that much on your own constitute as alcoholism?
IANTO: Who siad I wasa lone? :-PPPPPPPPPPPPPP
GWEN: If you've got company, why are you on MSN?
IANTO: The people outsied are toooo luod
GWEN: Go outside and ask them to be quiet then.
GWEN: Actually, no, don't. You'll probably end up being beaten up.
IANTO: I ca'tn go outdiset this rooom because if I uhnloke the door he'l lfind me so shhhhhhhhh
GWEN: ... seriously, Ianto. How much have you had to drink? Not just the Southern Comfort I'm guessing.
GWEN: And who'll find you?
IANTO: The naughty man!
GWEN: What "naughty man"???? Ianto, are you alright?
IANTO: The nauhgyt mayn that gotme drunk! So now Im' in a room in my flat and its' lokced and he cant' get in and have his wicked way,.
GWEN: Ohhh. Jack.
IANTO: Shhhhh. Don't sawy his name three tiems! He'll appear!
GWEN: How long have you been hiding?
IANTO: Quite a while./ I think eh's going to give up soon :)
GWEN: Do you want him to give up?
IANTO: Yep../
GWEN: Why?
IANTO: Then I technicalyl win
GWEN: Ohh, you're playing a game? Hang on ....
IANTO: yep
GWEN: It's not naked hide and seek is it??
IANTO: Who told you abotu nakde hdei and seeek?
GWEN: I found you playing it in the Hothouse, remember?
IANTO: Oh eyah. I locked the door because he chesat.
GWEN: Wait a second - are you talking to me NAKED????
IANTO: DON'T ASAY THINKS LIKE THAT JACK WILL HEAR YOU WITH HIS AMAZING FUTURE HEARING AND HE'LL KNOW I'M CHEATING LIKE HE DOES AND HE'LL ALREADY KNOW THAT I'M NEKKID BECAUSE HE HAS AMZING YANTOE NEKKIDNESS SPIDEY SENSES;
GWEN: Eugh. Too much information! Could you at least cover youself with a towel or something ???
GWEN: You know, I never imagined you to be one to use the word "nekkid".
IANTO: Does it matter about my nekidness? You can't see me. Though *he* has been nagging on at me to teg a a webcam ...
GWEN: Oh no! Ianto, stop!
IANTO: I've told him I dnot' need to.
IANTO: If he's randy he can teg Tosh to dig up teh CCTV.
IANTO: Then again last time seh did taht ...
GWEN: STOP STOP STOP STOP
IANTO: Jack got quite a bit of monye for them on ebay thoguh.
IANTO: From my thrid cousin it turned out.
IANTO: GAwwwww that was embarrassing.
IANTO: I didn't know where to look.
IANTO: And neither did she./
GWEN: STOP STOP STOP STOP
IANTO: What?
GWEN: I have images in my head that I really don't need?
IANTO: YOu were begging me fro me to atlk to you before.
GWEN: Not drunken ramblings you'll regret in few hours time.
GWEN: Honestly, next time I feel like you're not talking enough, I'll get you drunk. You don't stop!
IANTO: Muaha.
GWEN: Back to what I was saying before: did you cover yourself up?
IANTO: You can't see me, it doesn't matter!
GWEN: It'd matter to Sober!Ianto.
IANTO: Well, I'm hidden behind a shower curtain if that helpt!
JACK: It certainly does. GOTCHA!
GWEN: LMAO!
GWEN has invited TOSHIKO into the conversation
IANTO: HOw? YOu don't have a computer?
JACK: Simple little wi-fi? My wrist-strap can hack into many frequencies!
IANTO: Does this mean I lose again?
JACK: There's no losers in Naked Hide-and-Seek. And I'm outside the bathroom now, waiting for you to let me in!
TOSHIKO: One day Jack, I'll get the chance to examine that wrist-strap.
GWEN: I'm sure he'd let you examine more than that, Tosh ;)
IANTO: He bloddy well buttern ot! Also - GWENNN! If yo uance't had sadi that he would't have coufnd me.
TOSHIKO: What?
GWEN: What?
JACK: Don't worry, girls. I speak drunkard.
JACK: He said: "He bloody well better not! Also - GWENN! If you hadnt've said that he wouldn't have found me."
JACK: Which he would have.
JACK: He has a wrist-strap.
JACK: He kinda knew where you were all along.
JACK: And took advantage of the situation to painstakingly re-arrange the DVD collection, CD collection, tie and shirt sections of the wardrobe and mix up all the paired socks and shoes.
IANTO has left the conversation
TOSHIKO: Oh Jack! He's not just going to go mental .... he's going to go fucking mental!!!
JACK: I know ... But angry sex is the best!
JACK has left the conversation
FIN
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Chapter: 2
Characters: Ianto Jones, Gwen Cooper, Jack Harkness, Toshiko Sato
Author:
a_silver_storyGenre: Humour
Rating: PG
Warnings: Implied M/M
Disclaimer: If I owned anything in this, I'd be a rich rich rich bitch. However, I am not a rich rich rich bitch so you may all, therefore, assume I own nothing. Which I don't. It all belongs RTD and the BBC, in case any of you didn't know.
Summary: Ianto's drunk at 4 am, somehow managing to half type an Instant Message conversation while hiding from ...
1 | Ianto and Gwen's IM's
2 | Ianto and Southern Comfort
4:02 AM.
GWEN has entered the conversation
IANTO: Rhys snoring again?
GWEN: Yep.
IANTO: Ha. I'm all tucke dup oin bed ad its' niceand quiet.
GWEN: Is this some new kind of text speak?
IANTO: Is what smoe new kind of text speak?
GWEN: You're making spelling mistakes.
GWEN: Have you been drinking??
IANTO: Me?
GWEN: Yes, you.
IANTO: Ianto, me?
GWEN: lol yes, Ianto you.
IANTO: Nawwwwwwww
GWEN: *rolls eyes* How much have you had?
IANTO: NOt as much as I thin they have
GWEN: Who?
IANTO: The people
GWEN: What people?
IANTO: The man outsied with teh shouty wife, silly
GWEN: I'm not in your flat. I can't hear them, sweetheart.
IANTO: Oh.
GWEN: So how much has Ianto had to drink?
IANTO: I had some SOCO
GWEN: How much?
IANTO: About half the bottle
GWEN: Oh, Ianto. You don't drink much, but when you do you really go for it don't you?
IANTO: :P
GWEN: Doesn't drinking that much on your own constitute as alcoholism?
IANTO: Who siad I wasa lone? :-PPPPPPPPPPPPPP
GWEN: If you've got company, why are you on MSN?
IANTO: The people outsied are toooo luod
GWEN: Go outside and ask them to be quiet then.
GWEN: Actually, no, don't. You'll probably end up being beaten up.
IANTO: I ca'tn go outdiset this rooom because if I uhnloke the door he'l lfind me so shhhhhhhhh
GWEN: ... seriously, Ianto. How much have you had to drink? Not just the Southern Comfort I'm guessing.
GWEN: And who'll find you?
IANTO: The naughty man!
GWEN: What "naughty man"???? Ianto, are you alright?
IANTO: The nauhgyt mayn that gotme drunk! So now Im' in a room in my flat and its' lokced and he cant' get in and have his wicked way,.
GWEN: Ohhh. Jack.
IANTO: Shhhhh. Don't sawy his name three tiems! He'll appear!
GWEN: How long have you been hiding?
IANTO: Quite a while./ I think eh's going to give up soon :)
GWEN: Do you want him to give up?
IANTO: Yep../
GWEN: Why?
IANTO: Then I technicalyl win
GWEN: Ohh, you're playing a game? Hang on ....
IANTO: yep
GWEN: It's not naked hide and seek is it??
IANTO: Who told you abotu nakde hdei and seeek?
GWEN: I found you playing it in the Hothouse, remember?
IANTO: Oh eyah. I locked the door because he chesat.
GWEN: Wait a second - are you talking to me NAKED????
IANTO: DON'T ASAY THINKS LIKE THAT JACK WILL HEAR YOU WITH HIS AMAZING FUTURE HEARING AND HE'LL KNOW I'M CHEATING LIKE HE DOES AND HE'LL ALREADY KNOW THAT I'M NEKKID BECAUSE HE HAS AMZING YANTOE NEKKIDNESS SPIDEY SENSES;
GWEN: Eugh. Too much information! Could you at least cover youself with a towel or something ???
GWEN: You know, I never imagined you to be one to use the word "nekkid".
IANTO: Does it matter about my nekidness? You can't see me. Though *he* has been nagging on at me to teg a a webcam ...
GWEN: Oh no! Ianto, stop!
IANTO: I've told him I dnot' need to.
IANTO: If he's randy he can teg Tosh to dig up teh CCTV.
IANTO: Then again last time seh did taht ...
GWEN: STOP STOP STOP STOP
IANTO: Jack got quite a bit of monye for them on ebay thoguh.
IANTO: From my thrid cousin it turned out.
IANTO: GAwwwww that was embarrassing.
IANTO: I didn't know where to look.
IANTO: And neither did she./
GWEN: STOP STOP STOP STOP
IANTO: What?
GWEN: I have images in my head that I really don't need?
IANTO: YOu were begging me fro me to atlk to you before.
GWEN: Not drunken ramblings you'll regret in few hours time.
GWEN: Honestly, next time I feel like you're not talking enough, I'll get you drunk. You don't stop!
IANTO: Muaha.
GWEN: Back to what I was saying before: did you cover yourself up?
IANTO: You can't see me, it doesn't matter!
GWEN: It'd matter to Sober!Ianto.
IANTO: Well, I'm hidden behind a shower curtain if that helpt!
JACK: It certainly does. GOTCHA!
GWEN: LMAO!
GWEN has invited TOSHIKO into the conversation
IANTO: HOw? YOu don't have a computer?
JACK: Simple little wi-fi? My wrist-strap can hack into many frequencies!
IANTO: Does this mean I lose again?
JACK: There's no losers in Naked Hide-and-Seek. And I'm outside the bathroom now, waiting for you to let me in!
TOSHIKO: One day Jack, I'll get the chance to examine that wrist-strap.
GWEN: I'm sure he'd let you examine more than that, Tosh ;)
IANTO: He bloddy well buttern ot! Also - GWENNN! If yo uance't had sadi that he would't have coufnd me.
TOSHIKO: What?
GWEN: What?
JACK: Don't worry, girls. I speak drunkard.
JACK: He said: "He bloody well better not! Also - GWENN! If you hadnt've said that he wouldn't have found me."
JACK: Which he would have.
JACK: He has a wrist-strap.
JACK: He kinda knew where you were all along.
JACK: And took advantage of the situation to painstakingly re-arrange the DVD collection, CD collection, tie and shirt sections of the wardrobe and mix up all the paired socks and shoes.
IANTO has left the conversation
TOSHIKO: Oh Jack! He's not just going to go mental .... he's going to go fucking mental!!!
JACK: I know ... But angry sex is the best!
JACK has left the conversation
FIN
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