Five Sentences That Got Captain Jack Harkness a Fractured Jaw

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Five Sentences That Got Captain Jack Harkness a Fractured Jaw



1.“Did you ever … y'know … try it on with a sheep?”

2.“Coffee-making can't be that hard. Let me try ….”

3.“Erm … ever touched something, and then spotted Ianto's 'Do Not Touch' sign?”

4.“How would you feel if I called you 'Yan'?”

5.“I'm feeling kinda wired … how about I take you home and suck your cock?”

Comments

[bettathnbarbie.livejournal.com]

:-)
Funny how much better your #5 sounds than the actual movie line.

[crayon-harkness.livejournal.com]

Haha love them! Especially the last :P

[alchemistpotion.livejournal.com]

Make the last an icon, and you can have the internets.

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

LOL I'd love to see Ianto reaction if Jack ever did say #5 to him. *giggles*

[kholran.livejournal.com]

Yeah but after the last one it probably totally happened anyway. XD

[frakkin-addict.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahhaha!

[dm811.livejournal.com]

#5 Mmmm
'Cept now I'm imagining Jack blowing Ianto with a broken jaw. Twisty and kinky.

[aviv-b.livejournal.com]

I think #5 would more likely get a 'sure why not' than a broken jaw. Just my opinion..

[celstaredflower.livejournal.com]

Oh, that last one. XD I needed that laugh.

[yhcjb.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, this is brilliant! I especially love No.4. I hated when people call Ianto as Yan. It gives me goose bumps. My friend's actual name is Yan (Chinese name) and I forbid him calling himself that because it always reminds me of people calling Ianto as Yan. I just can't stand it!

[i-own-ianto.livejournal.com]

lolololololololololol - i have those don't touch signs in my room. not that anyone takes any notice

Is amused *goes off laughing to self*

[mercury-pheonix.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank you so much! Especially #4 - I think that is the most likely line to result in the breaking of his jaw, and maybe perhaps other areas of his anatomy as well. You just hit on one of my major bug bears - as you so wonderfully tend to do - in when people write fics with Jack calling Ianto Yan. He just wouldn't, primarily because Ianto wouldn't let him, and secondly, because Ianto only has two syllables anyway so its not hard, and thirdly, because my name only has two syllables too and yet people insist on trying to come up with the most surreal and annoying shortenings and I HATE HATE HATE IT!!

Wow, you've touched on a deep issue within me.

The only person I ever allow to call Ianto "Yan" is Rhiannon in my fictions, because that is the kind of thing a sibling would do, especially an older sibling. But no one else. EVER!

And that last line - you had me in stitches.

[tayla36.livejournal.com]

The only time where it is acceptable for Jack to call Ianto Yan, is if he is so out of breath (from, you know, fucking) that he just kind of loses the second syllable.

[applesaucetraum.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha!!!
Ah, you genius, you!
:D

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Damn, that was good. having a hell of a week, and you cheer me up all the way from England (brazilian here, ok?). thanks!

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[hab318princess.livejournal.com]

*grins*

agree #5 works better this way :D