Torchwood IMs: Tosh? Gossiping? Never!

[a_silver_story]

Title: Tosh? Gossiping? Never!
Chapter: 5
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Toshiko Sato
Author: a_silver_story
Genre: Humour
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Implied M/M
Disclaimer: If I owned anything in this, I'd be a rich rich rich bitch. However, I am not a rich rich rich bitch so you may all, therefore, assume I own nothing. Which I don't. It all belongs RTD and the BBC, in case any of you didn't know.
Summary: Tosh came in work stupidly early, and discovered what shall henceforth be known as .... "something" ...







10:33 AM

TOSHIKO has entered the conversation


TOSHIKO: Hey Gwen!

GODDESS GWEN: Hiya Tosh

TOSHIKO: You know that thing I was trying to tell you this morning? And I had to stop because Ianto was nearby?

GODDESS GWEN: Yeah ...

TOSHIKO: Well ...
TOSHIKO: I shouldn't gossip, but it's their own fault really ...
TOSHIKO: Actually, no. I can't tell you.
TOSHIKO: Forget I said anything.

GODDESS GWEN: Oh no! You can't do that! I'm desperate to know now you've said that!

TOSHIKO: I really shouldn't.

GODDESS GWEN: You're desperate to tell! Please!
GODDESS GWEN: Don't make me beg!

TOSHIKO: Oh no! lmao don't talk about begging!
TOSHIKO: I'll start at the beginning ...
TOSHIKO: I feel so nosy! ... and Jack was so good to me, especially after Mary ...
TOSHIKO: Ohhhh to hell with it. In for a penny, in for a pound
TOSHIKO: I came in this morning stupidly early to catch up on what I'd missed because of Llanddudno - and I could hear Jack and Ianto at it in the office, so I put my iPod on and got busy.

GODDESS GWEN: haha! They're like rabbits! As adorable as rabbits, too.

TOSHIKO: Thank god they can't reproduce like them!

GODDESS GWEN: LOL

TOSHIKO: Anyway ...
TOSHIKO: I noticed Ianto's computer hadn't shut down properly. It was just a "This program is still running" notice, so I thought I'd shut it down for him.
TOSHIKO: Then I saw what was behind the dialogue box ...

GODDESS GWEN: What? Whaaat? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

TOSHIKO: An IM conversation between Jack and Ianto, a half finished report on whether or not the Weevils' change in behaviour indicates evoloution or mutation ... and a program recording the CCTV from Jack's office last night to Ianto's computer and playing a five minute loop of them sat chatting to ours.

GODDESS GWEN: OMG! They keep the footage? Ha!

TOSHIKO: Yeah they do. Jack used to ask me to dredge up some of the CCTV Ianto deleted of them. I haven't been asked for a while, but I figured that was because Ianto found out Jack was making money off them on eBay. I didn't even consider the idea they were re-routing images and sending loops.

GODDESS GWEN: Tosh?

TOSHIKO: Yes?

GODDESS GWEN: Can you hack into Ianto's computer?

TOSHIKO: GWEN!!

GODDESS GWEN: You know you wanna see!

TOSHIKO: I could hack in, but remember Gwen: I'm sure that everything that is on there is very private, and Ianto would go beyond mental if he realised we'd found out how different he is in private.

GODDESS GWEN: OMG YOU WATCHED SOME OF IT DIDN'T YOU????

TOSHIKO: *hangs head in shame* Yes. I did.
TOSHIKO: ... and it was HOT.


FIN



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Comments

[junoharkness.livejournal.com]

please write more!

[frakkin-addict.livejournal.com]

Naughty Gwen...NAUGHTY TOSH!!! I loved it! :D

[a-silver-story.livejournal.com]

oooo where's the original from your icon?? Must ... have ... ittttt ......

[frakkin-addict.livejournal.com]

I'll never tell!!!!!!!!!!

Kidding, I think I got it off the BBC america website. His eyes!!! OMG, he's gorgeous!

Let me know if you can't find it and I'll search through my history for the link. :)

[a-silver-story.livejournal.com]

I found it ... and HOLY FRICK.

*guh*

[frakkin-addict.livejournal.com]

You said it! *double guh*

[naddypants.livejournal.com]

Oh holy. :')
Tosh is a cheeky little sexpot really.
And we love her for it.

More soon please?

[goddess-ophelia.livejournal.com]

lucky lucky Toshiko!

Another great one :P

[elanor12.livejournal.com]

hehehe.
Those IM's conversations are so funny.

[laurapetri.livejournal.com]

... and it was HOT.
big grin

[jsks.livejournal.com]

tosh- and it was hot. wow!

[charlotte3006.livejournal.com]

Oh I BET it was, Tosh!! ;D
Ohhhh, how I wish I was Tosh or Gwen right now....actually, either one of the boys would do :D
Once again, hilarious and brilliant. More, pretty please? :D
xx :)

[electrogirl09.livejournal.com]

this just gets better and better! :D
more pleaseee?

[a-silver-story.livejournal.com]

love the username!

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

I haven't commented yet, but I have been absolutely LOVING these conversations. :)

hehe Oh, how much I love Tosh. ;)

[a-silver-story.livejournal.com]

I loved Tosh, too! I always thought that she was so lovely. I'll miss her :(

Your icon makes me giggle.

*giggles(

^^ see

[hab318princess.livejournal.com]

wonderful!

[http://users.livejournal.com/woman_of_/]

Oh Tosh with the hacking. Love her!

[bardlover6.livejournal.com]

XD Love Tosh here!

[daphne121.livejournal.com]

ROFL This is hilarious!

[erin-giles.livejournal.com]

LMAO. I love Tosh so much. "Yes. I did... and it was HOT." *claps hands happily*

[bandgeek01.livejournal.com]

See we always knew Tosh was brilliant for lots of things :-)


Nicole

[bandgeek01.livejournal.com]

Tosh is awesome :)


Nicole

[godoffire04.livejournal.com]

Haha, they better be careful though. If they have a "sitdown and watch Janto porn" session, odd things may result from the utter hot sexy smutness of it!
Not that Gwen/Tosh action is my thing, but that's just the first thought that came to mind...
Wow Torchwood and its fanfiction has made my mind even more perverse *slaps self on the hand*!

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