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Silver ([personal profile] a_silver_story) wrote2009-09-14 12:26 pm

Game: Spot the CoE Plot Holes!

This started in another thread ... thought maybe you'd all like to join in. Warnings for Honest Children of Earth Bashing.




Spot the Plot Holes!





Day One

An SUV with a triple deadlock seal is nicked by some chavs when the Doctor isn't able to unlock deadlock seals with his sonic screwdriver. - [livejournal.com profile] caz251 - I think the chavs bricked the windows. Y'know ... the bulletproof windows that bullets can't get through but apparently bricks can? The magic ones? [- Silver]

How come, in Countrycide Ianto can track the SUV using his PDA ... but with the entire Hub at his disposal doesn't even bother?

Why was Rhys in a van at that time in the morning? If he was on his way to work, he'd be in his car. He's transport manager - he wouldn't be in a van at that time of the morning (if at all). - [livejournal.com profile] caz251

Ianto tells his sister that it's just Jack he's attracted to, when in previous Torchwood books he's commented on the sexual attractiveness of other men, made out with other men and in The Twilight Streets openly referred to himself as bisexual.

Why does Bridget Spears give Lois (a temp, who has her first day at the office) her password, that gives Lois access to all the super secret government stuff including killing orders?
Even if it was necessary in the beginnig, how can Bridget not change the password later on? - [livejournal.com profile] sawyer4kate

Presumably the government wanted to kill Jack because he knew about and participated in the 1965 incident. But, if Jack hadn't spoken about before, why did they assume he would now? Why would they want to kill the planet's best chance of defeating its enemy? - [livejournal.com profile] sophyl

If Jack inexplicably had to be killed, why was it necessary to kill Gwen and Ianto? Wouldn't an alien-fighting organization be a help rather than a hindrance in this situation? - [livejournal.com profile] sophyl

Hello, remember the rift, that volatile entity the hub is centered on? Wouldn't a Big Spiky Metal Bomb being detonated on top of it cause a massive crater where Cardiff used to be or at the very least, an enormous hole right through the middle of time and space? - [livejournal.com profile] sophyl

Psst, Bridget, here is a super top secret order to assassinate everyone who knew about the 1965 government deal with the aliens, so make sure you order the hit in an e-mail sent under your username. - [livejournal.com profile] sophyl

Jack couldn't feel that Big Spiky Metal Bomb in his stomach - really? WTF? Did you see the size of that thing on the scan?

Big Spiky Metal Bomb ... with a two mile blast radius that in reality would have killed Ianto on Day One, (what with him being only a few meters away) and most of the Plass. with about 4 seconds left, Ianto isn't really even at the top of the lift and only walks away with a scratch. He's not sent flying through the air or have broken bones or anything. - [livejournal.com profile] diggybear

Why did all the London buses have "Arriva Wales" public travel services logos on the side?

After the explosion, we see Gwen gets a tongue of fire whipping up right in her face and she falls back afterwards. Beginning of day 2, she has no burns on her face, just trouble with her vision and can't hear anything.

I am sorrym but someone who was in such close proximity to fire would have mark after that (hair burn etc) - [livejournal.com profile] jpren678


Day Two

Should we even bother to mention how Gwen and Ianto miraculously evaded the snipers? - [livejournal.com profile] alinoradesancto

We saw at the end of Day One that Johnson and her men were sat in a vehicle rather close to the Plass - so where was she when Ianto and Gwen surfaced from the two-mile blast radius bomb that somehow didn't kill them?

We know from previous episodes of TW that there's a huge mortuary/morgue full of dead ex-Torchies, aliens, weevils, etc, at the hub. So after the huge bomb blast, the area should have been littered with body parts, human and non-human - not just Jack's. - [livejournal.com profile] flobberchops

Jack's body parts - so the bits they found they put in a body bag and they re-knit themselves into a new Jack. So what did the bits of body they didn't find do? Did they also grow into new Jacks - are there multiple Jacks now running around generated from all the bits? - [livejournal.com profile] flobberchops

Ianto, using only a number plate and (his sister's laptop managed to track down a vehicle but yet again failed to search for the SUV? - [livejournal.com profile] alinoradesancto

Ianto was far enough away that he had to use binoculars to see what was going on but could still hear Jack scream? (And know it was Jack?) - [livejournal.com profile] alinoradesancto

The concrete cell took an afternoon to dry solid, when a much thinner pavement takes about a day, and a poured concrete wall about - oh - three?

Look at the size of the cell Jack was in via the CCTV and compare it to the size of the concrete slab Ianto ripped out of the wall. Jack would have had to be standing up in the cell for it to be shaped that way. - [livejournal.com profile] helenscho

Said concrete block could also be lifted by an 8 tonne limit tractor [despite weighing in the region of 40 - no offence Mr. Barrowman.]

How would Ianto know the depth and height of the foundations behind the wall to get the aim of the fork lift right and not break the prongs on the concrete block (or the bricks, for that matter ...)

The tractor not falling off the edge of the quarry that didn't appear in any ariel shots of the vicinity, but must have been close because they remained miraculously uncaptured ...

Ianto drops the concrete slab containing Jack into the quarry, freeing him. Realistically speaking, Jack should have been pulled apart once again since the hard concrete having been adhered to the soft tissue wouldn't simply have detached. - there's also the fact that being encased in concrete like that sucks all the water from your body and leaves burns. - [livejournal.com profile] ice_whisper

why didn't Jack have any concrete in his orifices? It might not be glamourous to watch, but JB pulling a concrete stick out of his arse would've been wonderfully realistic after being trapped in a Magi-Dry© concrete cell ...

The atmosphere pumped into the sealed chamber built to 456 instructions contains a number of poisonous gasses, including "12% fluorine". Fluorine, (atomic number 8) is the only gas more reactive than oxygen; flammable substances exposed to pure fluorine at room temperature are likely to burst into flame. It is quite likely that the mixture described might well explode as soon as it was mixed.

Since this organization is actively hunting down Torchwood, wouldn't the guard at the gate recognize Gwen? - [livejournal.com profile] sophyl

A forklift carrying a 40-ton Jack-in-the-Block of miraculously quick-drying cement does not move very fast. Johnson and her team could probably catch up to it while walking. - [livejournal.com profile] sophyl

After Rhys moved the oil tanker with its keys conveniently left in the ignition across the road, he blew it up with a hand gun, thereby setting the oil on fire. Could not happen. Unless Rhys was using special hollow point, armour piercing bullets and one hell of a big gun. There have actually been papers written on this stale, overused-by-unimaginative-writers trope. - [livejournal.com profile] sophyl

World's slowest car chase - baddies in souped-up sedan can't catch up with a jcb doing about 8 miles an hour before they blow up the tanker (which couldn't actually be blown up by a handgun) that blocks the baddies path? Also, why didn't aforementioned baddies just drive round blazing tanker on the huge grass verges that were on either side of blazing tanker in the road. - [livejournal.com profile] flobberchops - Because of the "Keep off the Grass sign"> - [livejournal.com profile] ffrengig_moron - [sorry, thought it was funny ... - Silver]

There were sentries at the gate on the way in, so why didn't they stop Torchwood on their way out? - [livejournal.com profile] sophyl




Day Three


Pertaining to the warehouse ...

1. Where did they get the sofa?

2. And the office chairs/desks

3. Oil drums? Okay ...

4. I know it was blurry ... but had they somehow got a kitchen?

5. ... and pots and pans? *beans*

6. Speaking of breaking in ... where did Ianto manage to get his Crowbar of Doom?

7. How did they get sufficient electrity and Internet access in a derelict warehouse? - [livejournal.com profile] helenscho

8. How did Jack get clean? How was there running water in the abandoned warehouse? I'm sure utility companies tend to shut down these supplies if no one is paying for them. - [livejournal.com profile] joymaro



If they keep track of their tech, why didn't someone notice the contact lenses were missing before Gwen showed up with them? It did seem like she had them for a while - [livejournal.com profile] diggybear

How was Lois (a mere secretary) allowed to get so close to the 456 wearing the contact lenses etc without someone telling her to back away...and why was she allowed in the room at all? - [livejournal.com profile] helenscho

If I recall Reset correctly (it's been awhile though, so this might be bogus), Team!Torchwood were able to hear what Copley and the Nurse were saying to Martha...so why did they only have clumsy lip-reading software after that? - [livejournal.com profile] magicmalcom

Why would Gwen (ex-policewoman) need to teach Jack (ex-intergalatical conman) and Ianto (ex-petty thief and cyberwoman smuggler) how to be a criminal? - [livejournal.com profile] alinoradesancto

Alice knew enough to not use her own phone to ask about Jack but then only went outside her own house to make the call? - [livejournal.com profile] alinoradesancto

Although at the beginning of the episode Jack appears in borrowed clothing, he has apparently still managed to hang onto his own boots despite apparently previously losing everything.




Day Four

Six words: Virus. Released. From. Air. Tight. Tank.

How come Dekker (or whatever his name, the bastard who was sooo happy and in glee about Stephen being killed) survived? Wasn't the poison suppose to be spontaneous, as in: "It's too late, I already breathed it" fatal. He surely breathed some before putting those protecting clothes...? - [livejournal.com profile] elanor12

The man who prepares for any and every eventuality, walks into a room housing a hostile alien terducken encased in a poison filled tank, with just a handgun as a show of support for the man who may or may not be his boyfriend. No gas mask just in case the bullets from his handgun actually manage to shatter the bullet-proof glass and release the poisonous air into the room. No, sorry, don't buy it. - [livejournal.com profile] sophyl

Also, didn't Jack know enough about aliens and the probable atmosphere of the tank to realize that shooting at it, with the intention to break it, while Ianto was in the room, was a very very bad idea??? - [livejournal.com profile] joymaro

Viruses do not kill immediately. Repeat, viruses do not kill immediately. That is a physical impossibility against all the laws of nature. It cannot happen. Viruses infect the body, mutate, attack cells and then kill the host. At the most, Ianto and everyone else at Thames House should be in quarantine somewhere while a cure is sought. - [livejournal.com profile] sophyl

After killing everyone, the virus just disappeared so it was almost immediately safe for anyone else to enter the building? - [livejournal.com profile] sophyl

And if the 456 killed everyone on the planet, wouldn't they also be killing their one chance to acquire more of their drug? - [livejournal.com profile] sophyl

Oh and how did Ianto get in there without protection? They knew the 456 had threatened before with poison, and they didn't think to protect themselve before saying "You're leaving or it's war"? Come on! It's Ianto! Always prepared! - [livejournal.com profile] elanor12



Day Five

Why the hell does Andy, who has never even met Ianto (at least on TV) ask Gwen if he was gay? Is that really the first thing on his mind while he is on his way to tell the family about Ianto´s death? - [livejournal.com profile] sawyer4kate

ohnson's crew have been monitoring Torchwood and its computer system for years? Without Tosh noticing? My arse they did. - [Unknown site tag] - - They watched but obviously didn't know much about the Hub because they had to give Jack 5 minutes to make sure he was inside properly to blow it up. - [livejournal.com profile] diggybear

Exactly how did Spears manage to record anything with the lenses when there was absolutely no computer or laptop working at that moment to record anything??? Unless of course the lenses have an internal hd or something... which I highly doubt. You'd still have to press "rec" somewhere - [livejournal.com profile] di_br

The army stop chasing Gwen, Rhys and children despite the 456 only just being destroyed - surely they wouldn't have recieved the order yet. - [livejournal.com profile] thehubsitter

So ... Jack sends a sound signal to destroy the 456, right? So ... there should be more 456 in big Millions of Children Carrying Space Ships in the sky right? Especially since sound - even Magic Child Singing in Falsetto Sound - can't actually travel in space ... - [livejournal.com profile] kholran


General/Overall

MARTHA?! OMG WHERE THE HELL WAS MARTHA DURING ALL OF THIS? DID SHE NOT TRY TO CALL THE DOCTOR? - [livejournal.com profile] joymaro

UNIT were ready to blow up the whole planet with the Osterhagen Key when the Dalek's arrived on Dr Who, but here they just shrugged their shoulders and did nothing? - [livejournal.com profile] flobberchops

So they only way the 456 can come down and threaten you is if you build them an airtight glass chamber for them to live in. Here's an idea - don't build the chamber! - [livejournal.com profile] flobberchops

They blew up TW to keep Jack quiet and preserve their secret doing sin 1965. What made them think the aliens would keep quiet about 1965? - [livejournal.com profile] flobberchops

What about the magic self-cleaning glass of the 456's tank? The 456 sneezes all over the place every 5 seconds only for it to instantly disappear... - [livejournal.com profile] i_bananas

Why did the 456 need the kids to be rounded up, when they could have just beamed/used their Magic Fire of Teleportation© to pick them up from their playgrounds using in-depth knowledge of world time zones and kiddies' play times?

Everyone in the world was in complete compliance with the UK - wtf? Even Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq and Korea? Really?? They just agreed to go with what us Brits were telling them to do? Talk about neglect of current affairs in the oh-so-real world of Torchwood: Children of Earth. I mean ... even France hates us, and we're not at war/ political conflict with them!!

For two seasons, we've been told that "the 21st century is when everything changes," and we've believed it because Jack, a time agent from the 51st century knows what is going to happen in our time. I can accept that he doesn't know small events such as cannibals, fairies, sleeper agents, night travelers and even Abbadon, but an event so large that every politician, bureaucrat, soldier/marine and government in the world is a willing participant (and how realistic is that) should have made the history books. If the entire premise of Torchwood is to be believed, then Jack should have known about the 456, he should have seen them coming. - [livejournal.com profile] sophyl

Why did the scar on Ianto's cheek never start to scab? Even after 3 days, it would have got at least a little crusty - [livejournal.com profile] helenscho - The only reason I medically think for this is that he had some kind of blood illness that no one knew about (even the writers!). Like leukemia or AIDS. Delightful. [- Silver]

NOTE: Ianto's scar stays bright red to draw attention to it. Just as all of the bender, gay boy, taking it up the ass, pervert, who's the queer, I can smell it on him references, a scar shaped exactly like a lambda, the international symbol for gay pride, was used to draw attention to the fact Ianto was gay/bi/it's just Jack. - [livejournal.com profile] sophyl








As before, add your suggestions here! Tell your Torchwood buddies and lets see how many we get ...

Contest any 'plot holes' here too. If you can think of an explanation for them (that's viable beyond 'A WIZARD DID IT!') just post it here and I'll see whether or not I'll change/ remove it.

Maybe we could do a thread for S1/S2 plot holes? We have had to ignore quite a few ... :-P

[identity profile] caz251.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 11:53 am (UTC)(link)
Day One - An SUV with a triple deadlock seal is nicked by some chavs when the Doctor isn't able to unlock deadlock seals with his sonic screwdriver.

Day One - Why was Rhys in a van at that time in the morning, he says later in COE that the car is new, if he was on his way to work he'd be in it. He's transport manager he wouldn't be in a van at that time of the morning if at all.

Day One- Ianto tells his sister that it's just Jack when in previous Torchwood books, can't remember which one or if its even classed as canon, that he's bisexual.

That's just a few I have I'll think of more later need to get ready for uni.

[identity profile] torchyj.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 11:58 am (UTC)(link)
God I giggled so much reading these, and that was rather awkward as right now, even as i'm typing, I'm sat next to one of my teachers as i'm in the photography department ICT room at college reading this hahaha! She's yet to notice however, so i'm safe!

I think you should definately do a plot hole post for S1 and S2 as well! :P

[identity profile] amcpep.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Quick question - which is probably a really stupid one and you'll all think I'm dense but....On Day Two who was the other body in the place where they had Jack encased in concrete? I know one was the Dr bloke who I was just starting to like before he shot Jack (nasty man) but I can't work out who the other bloke was. And try as I might I can't remember any other significant deaths that they might need to hide the body. As soon as I get an answer to this I'm sure I'll slap myself for being so blind but please help me until then!

[identity profile] explodeyy.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 12:19 pm (UTC)(link)
My question is, why didn't Jack and Ianto just sneak off when Rhys didn't go!
That fucking warehouse was huge!

And they forgot about Ianto and Providence Park. That's what really pisses me off.

And yeah, AIR TIGHT.

[identity profile] amcpep.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Does it really take that long to get from Cardiff to London? I live in Cumbria and it took us 5ish hours to get to Cardiff a couple of years ago (allowing for a stop at my mother-in-laws in Deeside) I don't drive though so what do I know!

[identity profile] isarae.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm..rebutting the 'crates of alien artefacts' point..didn't Ianto say the warehouse was abandoned by Torchwood One? Therefore there WOULD be no alien stuff? (going by months old memory, anyway..)

Day One
Should we even bother to mention how Gwen and Ianto miraculously evaded the snipers?

Day Two
How about how Ianto, using only a number plate and (his sister's?) laptop managed to track down a vehicle but yet again failed to search for the SUV?

Ianto was far enough away that he had to use binoculars to see what was going on but could still hear Jack scream? (And know it was Jack?)

Day Three
Sorry...why is Gwen (ex-policewoman) teaching Jack (ex-intergalatical conman) and Ianto (ex-petty thief and cyberwoman smuggler) how to be a criminal?
How did Jack even pass for a waiter in his trackies? And then why did he (ex-conman) just run so suspiciously away?

Alice knew enough to not use her own phone to ask about Jack but then only went outside her own house to make the call?

Where did Ianto get Jack's new/old clothes from? Don't tell me that coat is so easy to find...

Oh! And those contact lenses? The Torchwood ones? Why can't they talk to Lois when they could talk to Martha (in emergencies) when she had the original(?) ones?

I have to say..I can't think of many more because my brain has repressed the memories..(hence why many of the ones I HAVE pulled out are..well, sort of petty..)

[identity profile] sweet-minion.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL!

let's just face it, CoE is one huge plot hole ;)


The only reason I medically think for this is that he had some kind of blood illness that no one knew about (even the writers!). Like leukemia or AIDS. Delightful

diabetic + a blood thinning drug?

but then again he wouldn't be aloud to eat stuff like pizza ;)

Edited 2009-09-14 14:22 (UTC)

[identity profile] rosy5000.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I have nothing to add, but these made me giggle. I could probably find a few if I ever actually re-watched COE, but other than Ianto's awesome moments, I have no desire to. lol

[identity profile] sawyer4kate.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi, I love this game. :)

What about these:

Why does Bridget Spears give Lois (a temp, who has her first day at the office) her password, that gives Lois access to all the super secret government stuff including killing orders?
Even if it was necessary in the beginnig, how can Bridget not change the password later on?

Why the hell does Andy, who has never even met Ianto (at least on TV) ask Gwen if he was gay? Is that really the first thing on his mind while he is on his way to tell the family about Ianto´s death?

[identity profile] yantoharkness.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
you reaally need to send this to the bbc and highlight the mistakes with the big letters THE DOCTOR WOULD HAVE GOT THERE TO HELP and IANTO DEATH NEVER HAPPEND!!!! ohhhhhhh one other idea for iantos cut depending on how deep it was or if he kept catching it while he was on the run that can take time for healing i think anyway i'm not sure but hadn't notice the buses hahaha
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[identity profile] elanor12.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
You had me giggling like a madwoman with this.

How come Decker (or whatever his name, the bastard who was sooo happy and in glee about Stephen being killed) survived? Wasn't the poison suppose to be spontanuous, as in: "It's too late, I already breath it" fatal. He surely breathed some before putting those protecting clothes...

Oh and how come did Ianto get in there without protection? They knew the 456 had threatened before with poison, and they didn't think to protect themselve before saying "You're leaving or it's war"? Come on! It's Ianto! Always prepared!

[identity profile] thehubsitter.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Day 5: The army stop chasing Gwen, Rhys and children despite the 456 only just being destroyed - surely they wouldn't have recieved the order yet.

[identity profile] magicmalcolm.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! And those contact lenses? The Torchwood ones? Why can't they talk to Lois when they could talk to Martha (in emergencies) when she had the original(?) ones

Whilst Jack did indeed talk to Contact-Lense-Wearing!Martha during Reset, he needed a microphone to do so. Presumably they didn't steal one along with the laptops and stuff.

However, if I recall Reset correctly (it's been awhile though, so this might be bogus), Team!Torchwood were able to hear what Copley and the Nurse were saying to Martha...so why did they only have clumsy lip-reading software after that?

[identity profile] sophyl.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Great list. Here are a few more:

DAY ONE
- Presumably the government wanted to kill Jack because he knew about and participated in the 1965 incident. But, if Jack hadn't spoken about before, why did they assume he would now? Why would they want to kill the planet's best chance of defeating its enemy?

- If Jack inexplicably had to be killed, why was it necessary to kill Gwen and Ianto? Wouldn't an alien-fighting organization be a help rather than a hindrance in this situation?

- Hello, remember the rift, that volatile entity the hub is centered on? Wouldn't a Big Spiky Metal Bomb being detonated on top of it cause a massive crater where Cardiff used to be or at the very least, an enormous hole right through the middle of time and space?

- Psst, Bridget, here is a super top secret order to assassinate everyone who knew about the 1965 government deal with the aliens, so make sure you order the hit in an e-mail sent under your username.

DAY TWO
- Since this organization is actively hunting down Torchwood, wouldn't the guard at the gate recognize Gwen?
- A forklift carrying a 40-ton Jack-in-the-Block of miraculously quick-drying cement does not move very fast. Johnson and her team could probably catch up to it while walking.
- After Rhys moved the oil tanker with its keys conveniently left in the ignition across the road, he blew it up with a hand gun, thereby setting the oil on fire. Could not happen. Unless rhys was using special hollow point, armour piercing bullets and one hell of a big gun. There have actually been papers written on this stale, overused-by-unimaginative-writers trope.
- There were sentries at the gate on the way in, so why didn't they stop Torchwood on their way out?
- And how convenient is it to have a quarry situated next door to a secret military base?

DAY THREE
- About the contact lenses, how did Gwen just happen to have that one piece of vital Torchwood equipment in her handbag?

DAY FOUR
- The man who prepares for any and every eventuality, walks into a room housing a hostile alien terducken encased in a poison filled tank, with just a handgun as a show of support for the man who may or may not be his boyfriend. No gas mask just in case the bullets from his handgun actually manage to shatter the bullet-proof glass and release the poisonous air into the room. No, sorry, don't but it.
- Viruses do not kill immediately. Repeat, viruses do not kill immediately. That is a physical impossibility against all the laws of nature. It cannot happen. Viruses infect the body, mutate, attack cells and then kill the host. At the most, Ianto and everyone else at Thames House should be in quarantine somewhere while a cure is sought.
- AFter killing everyone, the virus just disappeared so it was almost immediately safe for anyone else to enter the building?
- And if the 456 killed everyone on the planet, wouldn't they also be killing their one chance to acquire more of their drug?

DAY FIVE
- Is one long, inexplicable plot hole with a hurried deus ex machina conclusion.

GENERAL/OVERALL
- Ianto's scar stays bright red to draw attention to it. Just as all of the bender, gay boy, taking it up the ass, pervert, who's the queer, I can smell it on him references, a scar shaped exactly like a lambda, the international symbol for gay pride, was used to draw attention to the fact Ianto was gay/bi/it's just Jack.

- For two seasons, we've been told that "the 21st century is when everything changes," and we've believed it because Jack, a time agent from the 51st century knows what is going to happen in our time. I can accept that he doesn't know small events such as cannibals, fairies, sleeper agents, night travelers and even Abbadon, but an event so large that every politician, bureaucrat, soldier/marine and government in the world is a willing participant (and how realistic is that) should have made the history books. If the entire premise of Torchwood is to be believed, then Jack should have known about the 456, he should have seen them coming.

[identity profile] i-bananas.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I just found this and I love it!

You've picked up on the one thing that Andy did that really annoyed me in Day 5 - why was that the question Andy needed to ask, was he planning to introduce himself and say "your gay brother is dead"? Not a plot hole just a very out of place moment.
General plot hole - I'm assuming the weevils and Rift related anomalies all took a holiday during CoE. Either that or Torchwood 3 had been wasting their time and it didn't really matter if they were there or not :-(

PS I think you were taken the scenic route from Cardiff to London. From Cardiff Bay it's about 15mins drive to the A48(M) then take that straight onto the M4 and just stay on the M4 all the way to London. It's probably 3.5 hours to drive unless the traffic is really bad.

[identity profile] ffrengig-moron.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Day One/ the rest of the series : a 1 mile radius bomb explodes a few meters at most from a machine which has a certain measure of control over a Rift in Time and Space, and nothing happens? While a smaller bomb thrown into it, meaning it could have gotten anywhere by the time it actually went boom, caused the world to go back 12 hours?

Another one, although I'm no expert. At the end of Day One, the Hub explodes with Ianto on the invisible lift, the bomb just beneath it. So shouldn't we have a Ianto BBQ, because, hellooo, big ball of fire? And also, an explosion creates a blast of outward force, shouldn't the paving slab, with Ianto (or not) on top, have been projected towards the sky? Either they would have been smashed again the ceiling a nanosecond before it exploded, or they would have had a Team Rocket moment, going towards new adventures and all.

[identity profile] ceindreadh.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Day five. Johnson's crew have been monitoring Torchwood and its computer system for years? Without Tosh noticing? My arse they did.
(unless of course I misinterpreted what they said, but I sure as hell ain't rewatching it to check)

[identity profile] joymaro.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
The concrete cell took an afternoon to dry solid, when a much thinner pavement takes about a day, and a poured concrete wall about - oh - three?

It is possible though. There is this: http://www.packagepavement.com/setting_post_qk.html
A quick set cement. It would normally dry in less than a day. I remember it being used in an Extreme Makeover Home Edition episode, and the floor set in just a day or less.

why didn't Jack have any concrete in his orifices? It might not be glamourous to watch, but JB pulling a concrete stick out of his arse would've been wonderfully realistic after being trapped in a Magi-Dry© concrete cell ...
Maybe not his ass, but he was screaming as the cement poured on him, so he must have had it in his mouth and ears. It would have been more believable if the interior of the cement block had still be slightly mushy wet.

Also, didn't Jack know enough about aliens and the probable atmosphere of the tank to realize that shooting at it, with the intention to break it, while Ianto was in the room, was a very very bad idea???

How did Jack get clean? How was there running water in the abandoned warehouse? I'm sure utility companies tend to shut down these supplies if no one is paying for them.

MARTHA?! OMG WHERE THE HELL WAS MARTHA DURING ALL OF THIS? DID SHE NOT TRY TO CALL THE DOCTOR?
Edited 2009-09-14 23:27 (UTC)

[identity profile] di-br.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
LOl Awesome.
But there's one thing that always bugged me about Day Five and no one mentioned yet.

DAY FIVE
Exactly how did Spears manage to record anything with the lenses when there was absolutely no computer or laptop working at that moment to record anything??? Unless of course the lenses have an internal hd or something... which I highly doubt. You'd still have to press "rec" somewhere. :P

[identity profile] diggybear.livejournal.com 2009-09-15 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Brilliant!

In Day One, if they put a bomb in Jack's stomach, are we expected to believe there was no discomfort what so ever, like a stomachache? Wouldn't his body have recognized a foreign object?

We've seen him come back almost immediately or at least relatively quickly from a gunshot wound on two separate occasions. Why does a gunshot from Johnson render him out of commission for such a long time in order for them to do their bomb thing? He doesn't revive until they're practically gone from the hospital corridor!

And when Johnson cut him open, wouldn't he have started to heal so how would the incision remained open long enough for her to place a bomb?

[identity profile] ice-whisper.livejournal.com 2009-09-15 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
In response to:
MARTHA?! OMG WHERE THE HELL WAS MARTHA DURING ALL OF THIS? DID SHE NOT TRY TO CALL THE DOCTOR?
I was gonna say the same thing! They said she was on her honeymoon, but the entire planet going to shit isn't important enough to go home and help? Or to even help from wherever she was? What? Were she and Tom so busy in bed that they didn't pay attention to the outside world?

And in addition, where was Mickey?! We saw him walk away with Jack and Martha at the end of Journey's End. Yeah, maybe he didn't join Torchwood 3, but he worked for Torchwood with Rose in the other world, didn't he? 456 come and he decides "Not my Torchwood, not my problem"? Why don't I believe that?

Spot the Plot Holes

(Anonymous) 2009-09-16 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
Hi Love reading you work. I don’t normally do this kind of thing but couldn’t resist

Just a thought on the SUV, I’m pretty shore Ianto had only just got back to the Hub and was doing something on the computer when Gwen called asking him to look up the information on the orphanage. So maybe he was staring to track the SUV? But stopped or switched programs to look for Gwen’s Info.

As for using his sisters Laptop to find Jack and not the SUV would you want to be driving a large SUV with TORCHWOOD in yellow on the roof that could most likely be tracked by satellite while truing to evade a government super team with unlimited rescores? Or would you use you brother in lore’s unremarkable dime a dozen car?

Ok I’ll you alone now
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[identity profile] i-bananas.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
What about the magic self-cleaning glass of the 456's tank? The 456 sneezes all over the place every 5 seconds only for it to instantly disappear...

[identity profile] flobberchops.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
OK, here's a few more. I think we should send this to the BBC and demand answers.

Day One
We know from previous episodes of TW that there's a huge mortuary/morgue full of dead ex-Torchies, aliens, weevils, etc, at the hub. So after the huge bomb blast, the area should have been littered with body parts, human and non-human - not just Jack's.

Re. Jack's body parts - so the bits they found they put in a body bag and they re-knit themselves into a new Jack. So what did the bits of body they didn't find do? Did they also grow into new Jacks - are there multiple Jacks now running around generated from all the bits?

They blew up TW to keep Jack quiet and preserve their secret doing sin 1965. What made them think the aliens would keep quiet about 1965?

So they only way the 456 can come down and threaten you is if you build them an airtight glass chamber for them to live in. Here's an idea - don't build the chamber!

Day Four
Decker said he survived because he "stood well back" from the gas. Therefore all those people hysterically running down stairs in other parts of the building even further back shouldn't have died either.

Generally:
UNIT were ready to blow up the whole planet with the Osterhagen Key when the Dalek's arrived on Dr Who, but here they just shrugged their shoulders and did nothing?

I'm sure I'll think of more.

[identity profile] flobberchops.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooh, I knew I'd think of another one as soon as I posted.

Day 2
World's slowest car chase - baddies in souped-up sedan can't catch up with a jcb doing about 8 miles an hour before they blow up the tanker (which couldn't actually be blown up by a handgun) that blocks the baddies path?

Also, why didn't aforementioned baddies just drive round blazing tanker on the huge grass verges that were on either side of blazing tanker in the road.

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