Aw sweety! I'm just a harmless fan! I love you, and Torchwood, especialy COE. Now come on in for some coffee or tea and we can talk more about it, like Ianto Jones for instance...

I'll have to refrain from sharpening my knives or poisoning him with paint if he ever comes near me. And he certainly won't be able to pull that king of shotty writn over here, the networks cancel on a whim.