Tell me now or I'll pout!
(Yeah, I know. It's never worked with my family, so why should it work now?)

I absolutely adore the intimate but totally not homosexual relationship of Ianto and Rhys. If the BBC had any sense, they'd have Torchwood as a very Jack/Ianto-centric action/smut/adventure series and then a spin-off comedy with Rhys and Ianto. Gwen might make an occasional guest appearance on either, but mostly she'd occupy the void between the two. This is what I want for Christmas! I'm writing Santa immediately!