You know, I'd willingly watch a sitcom starring Rhys and Ianto. It'd be...dare I say it...fabulous! However, cheating on the Archives with Rhys' filing "system?" Not cool, Mr. Jones!

If I didn't already know this was an AU, Banana Boat successfully pulling would have clarified it completely. :)

Ianto got shot again! Yet, somehow, I feel more sorry for Jack than I do for Ianto. I'm going to need a "Jack Needs Hugs" icon at this rate.

Captain Jack Has An Idea™. Oh dear, time to panic.