*considers fact he got whacked in the balls by aparently doting girlfriend*

Being fair, he did hit you first. With a book. If it was a hard-back, I'd probably have done a lot worse than a well-placed kick.

Ughhhh don't sympathise with him! He'll think you fancy him and then try and get off with you!

My sympathy for him ends as being a fellow male who's been there before. He's safe from my roving hands, honest. :)