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The Undertaker's Gift (in six minutes)
(in six minutes)

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I had intended to review this, but the book lent itself to mocking in ways that could only be truly appreciated if you've read the book. So instead, I have compressed the plot into a bite-size chunk of readability, while still maintaining the true essence and character of the book.
Whether you intend to read the novel or not, this should make sense and still be funny. Hopefully.
Obviously this post contains SPOILERS for 'The Undertaker's Gift' Torchwood novel by Trevor Baxendale, if you're a die-hard Gwack fan, you might be able to stomach it (seriously - even if you're not anti-Gwen, it makes you cringe. I included a few such moments in the compression as examples).
This is purely crack for the sake of crack.
( A Creepy Funeral in the rain. Torchwood are there ... )