WHAT. THE. FUCK?

[a_silver_story]

Okay ... so I dunno ... but quite a few people seem to be wondering 'Why does Jack come back to Earth?'. Is it to make right all that he did wrong? Is it to finally face his past? Is it because he remembers he has a fucking duty down here?

No.

Oh no.

According to Starz Press Room, it runs so much more deeper than that. Yes - he returns to Earth for a reason so much more profound than anything we ever truly considered - nay, even pondered on.

Captain Jack Harkness returns to planet Earth, facing the depression and ghosts that haunt his every waking step and the 'graveyard' of his own making ... because of his 'unstated love for Gwen Cooper'.

Don't believe me?

Here you go:
http://www.starz.com/pressroom/TCASummer2010


It's in the character assassination bio for Jack, right under 'He's a slut, he's a slut, he's a slut', and just above 'Gwen is the ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!!!!!!!!!'.

Don't bother looking for a reference to Tosh, Owen or Ianto. 'His friends are dead' are all you're getting as far as continuation is concerned.


On the bright side, Gwen named her baby 'Anwen'. Awwww!


And Rex Matheson sounds like a total arse - and he's not even the paedophile.

Comments

[amcpep.livejournal.com]

Every thing I read about this new farce makes me feel just a little bit sadder and a little bit sicker. I keep remembering how they are all telling us not to worry, that they won't take any of the Torchwood-ness away from it, but then I remember how JB himself told us that Janto fans would be pleased with... you know, that thing that was on last Summer...and, well, we just weren't.

On another topic though, was that your letter in this issue of the Torchwood magazine, sighed simply 'Silver'? lol, loved it.

[a-silver-story.livejournal.com]

.. I did send a letter to TW mag, yes. I didn't know it got published!!!!!!!

Dammit ... might I have to actually buy another issue???