WHAT. THE. FUCK?

[a_silver_story]

Okay ... so I dunno ... but quite a few people seem to be wondering 'Why does Jack come back to Earth?'. Is it to make right all that he did wrong? Is it to finally face his past? Is it because he remembers he has a fucking duty down here?

No.

Oh no.

According to Starz Press Room, it runs so much more deeper than that. Yes - he returns to Earth for a reason so much more profound than anything we ever truly considered - nay, even pondered on.

Captain Jack Harkness returns to planet Earth, facing the depression and ghosts that haunt his every waking step and the 'graveyard' of his own making ... because of his 'unstated love for Gwen Cooper'.

Don't believe me?

Here you go:
http://www.starz.com/pressroom/TCASummer2010


It's in the character assassination bio for Jack, right under 'He's a slut, he's a slut, he's a slut', and just above 'Gwen is the ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!!!!!!!!!'.

Don't bother looking for a reference to Tosh, Owen or Ianto. 'His friends are dead' are all you're getting as far as continuation is concerned.


On the bright side, Gwen named her baby 'Anwen'. Awwww!


And Rex Matheson sounds like a total arse - and he's not even the paedophile.

Comments

[magicmalcolm.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to read that, because I know it'll just depress me...but I'm bored of series 4 (subtitled: "All Gwen Cooper, All The Time") already. At this rate, I'd rather watch lesbian porn.

Gwen has a girl? Boo, I was planning a future fic where she had a son...eh, whatev, actual Torchwood canon is worthless these days anyway.

Excuse me, I think I need to go stab an RTD Voodoo Doll until I get cramp.

[mercury-pheonix.livejournal.com]

You say that like watching lesbian porn is a bad thing...


Sorry, that was inappropriate. But I have to do SOMETHING to distract my mind from the SO NOT PRETTY!! of Series 4.

[a-silver-story.livejournal.com]

I don't think porn with females in it is really magicmalcolm's area ;)

Speaking of lesbian porn, however, a few friends and I are putting together a business model for Nerd-Friendly lesbian porn called 'Desktop Lesbians'. It'll air at the same time as A Whole New World - I wonder what will win out?

[mercury-pheonix.livejournal.com]

*grins*

Fair 'nuff.

And you're talking to the girl who went on a massive rant about how "there's nowhere near enough lesbian sexins on Queer as Folk USA, come on, give them a chance!! *fumes*)

Hmmm, lesbian porn, Gwenwood, lesbian porn, Gwenwood...such a tricky choice...

[magicmalcolm.livejournal.com]

I fully endorse lesbian porn, and lesbians in general! They just have the wrong chromosome for my liking. But, like all gay men, I do think boobs are awesome. ;)

...and the aforementioned lesbians on QaF US were the best thing on that show and definitely deserved more screentime...making with the sexins or otherwise.