I know I'm a fool, but I live in hope that the network will come to its senses, sack RTD, employ Steve Moffat in his place and kill off Gwen once and for all.
I will watch a new series for John Barrowman, but if it's just going to be The Gwen Cooper Hour with Captain Jack as a token background extra, I'll just go back to pretending Torchwood finished with series 2.
And now I really am not going to Armageddon in Melbourne this year. Eve Myles will be there, and I may get myself arrested for what I'm likely to say to her.