OMG, please!!!! I don't think I should encourage anyone to think my family (especially in the parents dept) is any more bizarre than it is already!

My "family history" reads as stranger than most fictions! I suspect my birth parents may have actually been possessed by small dark wizards. It could explain a few things...

I think I should go with me and my cane coming out ahead in a fight, or defending someone! ;)

It would at least be funny, me limping & chasing someone off while waving my cane threateningly...