That loud squeal in the background that you may have just heard? Just this Fanboy Squeeing. Pay him no mind. *Huggles new IM-verse fic*

holy crap on a cracker.
It's pretty weird seeing phrases I use in everyday life in written form. Your next task is to use the phrase "What The Crap?" somewhere. :)

Interesting use of phone chords ….
Should just be "cords" there, hon.

Random Sidenote: if you did get to marry GDL, would you insist on him wearing that dress?