That was wonderful. I wasn't expecting an update on this one but was glad you did it. This is an intriguing one. :)
"I have three incredibly drunken men draped over my bed. They're all mine! MINE! MIIIIINNNNE! ... okay, they're not. But they did threaten me with a 'deflowering' earlier. To be honest I couldn't take them seriously - at the time they did have inflated condoms on their heads so that they could pretend to be the Queen's Guard."
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"I have three incredibly drunken men draped over my bed. They're all mine! MINE! MIIIIINNNNE! ... okay, they're not. But they did threaten me with a 'deflowering' earlier. To be honest I couldn't take them seriously - at the time they did have inflated condoms on their heads so that they could pretend to be the Queen's Guard."
That just made my entire week.